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TOP TEN CHILI DAVIS' COMPLAINTS ABOUT FANS
10. When your hand is too tired from signing autographs to make a
fist
9. They get all huffy when you crack their skull with a Louisville
Slugger
8. Don't understand the pressure of making $18,000 per at bat
7. When they give me their liver -- and I don't need a new liver!
6. When fans try to adjust your cup
5. After you finish bloodying their nose, they almost never share
their nachos with you
4. They keep confusing him with Pittburgh Pirates' "Hungarian
Goulash Davis"
3. Don't understand that it's hard to keep your temper under control
when you're full of steroids
2. Think only New York players can act like jerks
1. Can't take a punch
Letterman, Monday, July 31, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995